My very first time – sex guide (part IV)

31)  NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.  Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off.  Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no. Whipcream is best forgiving head, so you might want to have some near by.
 
32)  SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.  There is no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest.

 
 
33)  ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.  If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a Romanian
gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
 
34)  LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.  Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate.  Women don’t.
 
35)  GIVING LOVE BITES.  It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully.  No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end. 

 
 
36)  BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.  Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone.  It’s not a big turn-on.
 
37)  TALKING DIRTY.  It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line.  If she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know.
 
38)  NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.  You have to finish the job.  Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you. Real men take proper care of their woman’s needs.

 
 
39)  SQUASHING HER.  Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.  Use your elbows to support your weight – all the time!
 
40)  THANKING HER.  Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

My very first time – sex guide (part IV)
CLICK HERE FOR PART I + HERE FOR PART II and HERE FOR PART III