Hello guys,
I’d like, again, to bring to your attention a new page on this blog.
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Sorry guys for not posting anything today, but I was to see a motor-show and there was an accident and a little girl (10 years) was killed 
If you maybe want to see the video (nothing cruel) you can see it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFk10XF6XFY
RIP for the little girl.
Eve.
I just wanted to say Hi again 
and let you know I’m back from my holiday. I’ve been to the seaside with my bf and I had a great time!
(nice, isn’t it?)
Hi guys }{
I’m back from my vacantion! It was nice and fun but too hot! It’s gonna be a hell of a hot summer!
If you’re looking for the sex guide article, it’s below this post!
So, glad to be back and continue to provide you nice and clean porn pics, movies and stories! Now I go after some ice-tea!
Love,
Eve!
Hi guys!
If you’re looking for the “sex guide” planned for today, it’s below this message .
I was kinda happy today cause my dad came from hospital (he had a little laser surgery) + I got this picture from sweet babe Evalynn (she’s a Czech girl appearing on Nubile’s site). If you wanna see more pics with Evalynn from Nubiles click >> here < <
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, “If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you.”
The hippie of course says that he’d love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. “If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder,” says the bus driver, “You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you.”
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she’s in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. “I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first,” he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, “Ha ha, I’m the hippie! ”
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, “Ha ha, I’m the bus driver!”
Which side are you on? While the debate still rages over natural selection versus “intelligent design,” The Origin of Species versus Genesis, it’s ironic that so many people invest so much money to change the bodies that God (or Mother Nature) gave them.
More and more people are bleaching their teeth, laying on mascara and blush, donning wigs and hairpieces, and heading to the doctor for liposuction, Botox and collagen injections, breast enhancement, tummy tucks, nose jobs, stomach staples . . . the list is long, and it’s getting longer.
The hottest alteration available lately may make you cross your legs and cringe at first thought, but plenty of women are spending as much as $12,000 for it: vaginoplasty.
Originally, vaginoplasty was used to create or reshape the vagina in order to fix anomalies and congenital conditions, such as the absence of a vagina at birth, or to repair the area following disease or injury. Many male-to-female transsexuals have undergone this procedure.
Now, though, a lot of women resort to surgery to tighten up their vaginas after childbirth, or simply to reverse normal aging. Some opt for additional surgery called labiaplasty, which enlarges or reduces the labia in order to “beautify” them.
So what’s the standard of beauty for women’s genitals? Evidently, women often rely on Playboy magazine to show their surgeons what they want. That troubles some doctors, who worry that a woman may seek unneeded surgery merely to please a man, rather than to benefit herself.
Some women even go so far as to have hymenoplasty (repair or reconstruction of the hymen) to restore lost virginity. Obviously, the reasons for that are anything but physical.
All of these are outpatient procedures, usually taking only one or two hours. Patients are back at work within a week, and back in the sack (so to speak) in four to six weeks. As with any other surgery, the risks include bleeding, infection, scarring, and reaction to the anesthesia. Specific dangers are the off-chance of ending up too tight (or not tight enough) and the possibility of damage to other structures, such as the rectum or bladder.
In the end, of course, it’s all about feeling healthy, feeling good, and feeling comfortable with your own body. And whatever you may believe about the origin of the species, you’ll probably agree with this: God does help those that help themselves.
(Roxie Sockham)
Hi guuuys,
sorry for being late today, I have a friend over and she kept me busy
So it`s fun day, right? Well I have a special joke, pretty long, but it`s worth it! Please give it a chance and read it all! Thanks }{!
Eve
“There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he’d try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn’t much like the idea of her screwing someone else.
So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man.
“Well, I don’t really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don’t know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except …” said the old man, and then he stopped.
“Except what?” asked the businessman.
“Nothing, nothing,” said the old man.
“C’mon, tell me! I need something!” protested the businessman.
“Well, sir, I don’t usually mention this, but there is the ‘voodoo dick,’” the old man said.
“So what’s up with this voodoo dick?” the businessman asked.
The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, “Big fucking deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!”
The old man said, “But you haven’t seen what it’ll do yet.”
He pointed to a door and said “Voodoo dick, the door.”
The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, “Voodoo dick, get back in your box!”
The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more.
The businessman said, “I’ll take it!”
The old man resisted and said it wasn’t for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, “Voodoo dick, my pussy.”
He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone.
After he’d been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said “Voodoo dick, my pussy!” The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she’d ever experienced before.
After three orgasms, she decided she’d had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she’d had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn’t been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn’t stop screwing.
The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, “Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ass!”
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”. To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh I see.”, replied the boy, pensively. “Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday.”
“Cool!” says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men”, the dad answers, “TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy;” Then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March…”
