Hi guys, as promised, here is the second part of the Christmas slut presentation
Oh, and before we get into porn, here’s a joke I just heard on the radio:

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Well, I bet your balls won’t be just for decoration after seeing this photo galleries (click the pics to see the full series):

This last super hot babe (teen and titted) is Sandy Summers dressed with Santa’s Clothes and you can read more stuff of her on the Sandy Summers Blog:

 Not too many comments on today’s Christmas girls, I have lots of stuff to buy and prepare for the New Years Eve party. I’m deeply entrenched in domesticity right now but fear not, I will be back. After all, I’m never too busy for sex, lol.No matter what holiday you celebrate, hope it’s safe and fun!

You know how I told you I’m gonna blog about the best porn networks, so you can make yourself a sexy present this time of year? Well, last night me and my boyfriend wondered around and found Download Pass (it’s a porn site where you get access to 2357 DVDs and 12.310 scenes for 2.99$ (3 days membership, or 24.95$ monthly).

We bought our trial pass and started looking for teen, then for hardcore interacial, then some bizzare stuff. We found this hot hot hot movie and while we were watching it, I was ribbing my bf, good-naturedly of course, and he started poking at me.

“Wanna wrestle?” I asked him, eyebrows arched in an “oh, I dare you!” kind of way.

“You know I’m gonna win” he says back to me.

“Well, duh” comes my retort, “but I’m up for a good fight.” And so we begin, we fight with pillows, I scream, he puts a hand on my mouth… He overpowers me easily and I truly AM fighting back.

The screaming lasts until his knee goes between my legs and his jeans meet a pair of very wet panties. My breathing ragged, I give in as he rips my panties down my legs and fucks me, his jeans just yanked down over his ass.

Now I ask you, did I really lose?

Melissa Midwest is a 22 years old babe that is the model and also the administrator of her own porn site. She’s an extremely fun girl and because I recently heard her using the word “phun”, I’d thought this post must be called this way - Melissa Midwest phun

I know I already posted some girls in Halloween sexy costumes but after I visited her site and saw that she has photos from over the 3 last Halloweens I said to myself that this sweety really deserves to be featured as a Halloween girl I see many solo-girl sites that put together 10 series of pics and 20 vids and that’s all, no updates, no webcam shows, no nothing. But when you see a huge archive like the one from Melissa Midwest’s site it’s impossible to don’t want to be part of it :).

Melissa Midwest dressed as an incredible sexy angel is from Halloween 2007. I don’t have yet the entire set of photos - so I linked these directly to her site. So, click on these sexy angel photos if you wanna visit Melissa Midwest’s site!

These next costumes are from last years Halloweens. My favorite is the tiger one, she seems real nasty, ready to rip some flash off the first man who’d come to her For these ones, I have the full galleries of pics, so click on the one you like (or every-one) to see the rest of the Melissa’s photos. Enjoy and.. Happy Halloween!

15 pictures  Beauties playing at a party in sexy thongs

15 pictures Hot girls in public, at a party showing young bodies

15 picturesHot sexy group of hot teen girls from a wild party

15 picturesSexy and hot girls in public exposing all their pink

15 picturesSome drunk sluts willing to get fucked tonight

Imagine you find your lover cheating on you and you want some revenge for Valentines Day… what better way to do it than a raunchy, EXTREME threeway with a HOT pornchick!!?

You can see in this yummy video trailer Extreme Sophia, who’s delivered to him covered in whipped cream and chocolate! What follows is an intense sex session with deep throat fucking, hot cum spraying, and hardcore XXX threeway action that you’re gonna drool on!

Oh, anyway, enjoy your Valentine, lol!

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1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.

9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.

 

21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night — Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
22. The younger the better.
23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
27. Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
28. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
29. Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.
30. Love is a hole in the heart.
31. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon. 
32. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

 

33. Do it only with the best.
34. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
35. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
36. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
37. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
38. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
39. Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood.
40. Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than you.
41. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
42. Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested.
43. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.
44. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
45. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

 

46. Never say no.
47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.
48. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
49. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
50. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
51. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
52. Love comes in spurts.
53. The world does not revolve on an axis.
54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
56. Don’t do it if you can’t keep it up.
57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
58. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
59. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
60. “This won’t hurt, I promise.”

Two lesbians are sitting together talking. One turns to the other and says, “They say ‘you are what you eat’. Does that mean I’ll be you in the morning?”

15 pictures Lesbian pussy lickers in front of the cam

Why do lesbians like whales so much?
A: Because they have 50 foot tongues and breath out of the top of their heads!

15 pictures Two slutty lesbian teen fucking together with dildos

Two lesbians are walking down the street with their hands in each other’s pockets.        
What are they doing?  A: Lip reading!!

15 pictures Sweet petite teens exposing their cute bodies

A lesbian walks into a sex toy store and asks where the vibrators are. “Come this way,” the cute woman behind the counter says, gesturing with her finger. “If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need the vibrator, would I?” the woman responds.

15 pictures Hot lezzies french kissing live on the internet

  

Rule # 1
Anything we said seven days ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

Rule # 2
If you don’t want to dress like Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.

Rule # 3
If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

Rule # 4
It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule # 5
Let us ogle.  If we don’t look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?

Rule # 6
Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.

Rule # 7
You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done  - not both.

Rule # 8
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

Rule # 9
Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we.

Rule # 10
Women who wear Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

Rule # 11
When we’re turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying “This is our exit” is not necessary.

Rule # 12
Don’t fake it.  We’d rather be ineffective than deceived!

 

The girl from the pics is Amanda from TotalSuperCuties and she’s my answer to “Men rules for women” :p
Click on the pics if you wanna see the ass in bigger size.